i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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