id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
send nudes
from the living room?
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