i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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