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(514): View more from Quebec

he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"

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(631): View more from New York

Crying in the liquor store is not a good look

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(229): View more from Georgia

I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.

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(519): View more from Ontario

My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now

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(419): View more from Ohio

You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.

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(954): View more from Florida

You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me

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(620): View more from Kansas

I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.

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(812): View more from Indiana

OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot

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It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him

(317): View more from Indiana

What did it come out and serenade you? Lol

(812): View more from Indiana

It sang to me in the dark. It was magical

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