what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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