the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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