he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
