Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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