Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
MIDGETS
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There are leaves in my underwear?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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