its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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