He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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