At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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