theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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