I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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