well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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