is your mom at the bar?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
