used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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