i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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