is your mom at the bar?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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