I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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