these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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