So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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