I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
