YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
it was like eating out sand paper
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
tell me about the fingering
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