is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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