i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Randomize
