What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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