The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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