2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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