I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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