Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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