idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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