Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
