I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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