I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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