I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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