i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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