Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He felt like a one man threesome
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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