Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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