We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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