I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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