I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I love you.
Bad choice
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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