you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I pour the whiskey from now on
Randomize
