I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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