belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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