I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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