Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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