Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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