school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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