just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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