suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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