According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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