I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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