It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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