STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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