Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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