I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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