Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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