I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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