She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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