Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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